Today, 01.06.2023, me, master lis05 with rating 2163, sets myself a challenge to reach grandmaster rank before the end of the summer, 01.09.2023. If I fail, then I'll do whatever is written in the most liked comment. I can't buy you a Bugatti or become the citizen of Botswana, so only realistic requests will be taken into account. Good luck to me.
UPD: Since I plan to do a lot of virtual contests, I decided to write down my performance in them. Performance in a contest is calculated as performance of the first participant whose place is worse than mine.
- 2152 — 28.05.2023
- 2141 — 29.05.2023
- 2042 — 31.05.2023
- 2351 — 01.06.2023
- 2277 — 02.06.2023
- 1958, 2063 — 03.06.2023 (bruh, what an unlucky day)
- 2064 — 05.06.2023 (okay, maybe I should stop solving EDU rounds)
- 2351 — 12.06.2023 (Yeah, I took a pause because of my exams. But I am free now! Yey!)
UPD
Sadly, I failed. I will keep my promise tho. Wait for an update.
Make me the most downvoted user on codeforces
Who's the current most downvoted?
here
good luck!
Good luck , I hope you get GM before the date
If you fail, you will try again till winter and will never give up until you reach your goal.
If you fail, do a sine wave with your rating graph :)
LOL I really wanna see this...
Get a wife and make your children GM
If they are not GM until 18 urge them to do the same
Trying, failing miserably.
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uhhh that was joke guys wtf
What if his wife is trans and cant have children? Dont be transphobic, its 2023.
Then he need to make his wife TGM.
We need new TGM rank with rainbow colored letters.
Let him focus On his Goals
Ig its time to write: "If I don't reach CM im gonna die" blog
get a girlfriend
and send proof
we inb4 he sends a photo with a giant anime girl pillow
these upvotes will slow your progress towards becoming most downvoted... do something negative
XDD get a girlfriend that is GM and learn from her
Done.
How ??
really???
Yes
prvocislo simp comment
your pfp offends me
wow best wishes to you two hope I can find a girlfriend I can learn from QWQ
Thanks.
this is the toughest task here in this blog.
Only realistic requests will be taken into account
Maybe OP is a girl
Doesn't matter
no problem, the challenge can be adapted to lis05's preferences
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bruh stop upvoting this
When you posted this blog, you've accepted the risk of being told to do funny stuff. The community has chosen the challenge, and you must fulfill the prophecy.
It seems like he has to get a girlfriend (coz this is the most upvoted comment); still wishing him to reach GM and get a girlfriend!!
If you fail, you'll have to drop below 0 rating (on this account) before you can try again.
Such an interesting idea
i agree, as an (ex) -52 rated
Set this goal like two years ago, and here I am.
He's alreay orange BTW!!
So maybe you got a girlfriend as i don't see a SINE wave in your rating graph :)
Got one, broke up.
If you fail you have to post 3 Educational videos on Youtube about any CP topic you want
If you managed to do it you have to post 6
If you fail — stop writing such blogs and measuring progress by a rating. Instead just enjoy solving problems and giving contests.
I'm not measuring progress by rating. Reaching GM has been my dream for a long time
Ah, I got it. Initially (after looking on this desperate title) I thought you're just obsessed with rating in general. But that way it make more sense from my POV. Good luck then!
I enjoy improvement more than solving problems.
Touch grass (Harder than reaching LGM for codeforces users, should be motivating)
What you will be doing apart from giving contest ofcourse. Like upsolving or doing some ancient archive?
Upsolving and virtual contests
Shave your head
post your pic with your hair dyed hot pink.
If you don't reach GM, you dye your hair pink for a week.
It's an old legend's challenge xD https://mirror.codeforces.com/blog/entry/62324
Get a life
If you fail, you have to author a contest, win-win situation xD
Become the tester of educational rounds.
if he reaches GM i will do something realistic you request
Go back to being rotavirus
Stay unemployed for an year.
already did this 22 times
Reach GM
If he reaches GM, do the request written in most downvoted comment.
reach GM
don't copy me
sorry, didn't see your comment
you still get more upvotes hah :)
"realistic"
plz do the request written in most downvoted comment.
nice
Wish you reach GM before 15.06.2023
he can't bro, there are no div1 contests until that date.
Sir if you fails, post again with greater motivation and i am sure you gonna be GM soon.
post with greater motivation wha?
If you fail, for every subsequent contest, start from the last problem and don't submit any problem unless you've solved all problems after it. And use
Cin,Coutwith#define Cin cout,#define Cout cininstead of usualcinandcout.Nice one, but you are talking with a Go user :)
Okay then you can switch to C++ and do this :P
But you've only submitted 6 submissions using go
lis05 which is the fastest language after c++ in cp
C. Next goes Rust ig
Thanks
Enjoy yourself & rest for some days and then try again harder :p
if you fail participate in 2 contests and just submit a code to get wrong answer
If you don't reach GM by the end of summer, repeat the same challenge for the next three months, and so on until you reach GM.
if you fail you have to leave cp until you loose your virginity
If you fail, code in word or any text editor for a month with center alignment, no extesion and use black color for text instead.
Good luck!
If you fail, become a beginner's teacher and help them until they're capable of writing such a blog of their own :)
Solve hundred 2400 problems
This post is for Easy rating farming
As a cat lover I wish you success!
Just Don't die !!
If you fail, you will take lessons for me until I become expert/CM
become gm and get gf
make an ad about our server.
join Ukraine military, easy.
You most certainly can become a citizen of Botswana! It's not easy, but if you're committed to it, sure.
https://www.gov.bw/citizenship/citizenship-application-naturalization
Get a life.
do you mind if i will write here about my virtual contests too?
upd: oke
avg june: 1751
avg july: 1749
Of course not! Do it!
How do you choose which virtual contests to write?
There's a great website https://cftracker.netlify.app/contests. You can filter rounds by solved/unsolved status, and just ask for a random contest
the number of problems you solved, and the difficulty.. orz
Guys, if I don't reach GM within one year, I am gonna die. Haaaalp pls
Either way even if you reach GM, you are gonna die one day !! :)
Today, 07.06.2023, me , master fzx with rating 2103, sets my self a challenge to reach grandmaster rank before the end of the year.
If you fail, do the same challenge but the deadline is 1.12.2023 and you do the things in the top 5 most upvoted comments
If you fail, you have to drop to -10 contribution before participating in any codeforces contests.
Friendly reminder to keep working towards your goal
If you don't reach grandmaster rank by the end of summer, you must organize a "Code-a-Thon" where you challenge fellow programmers to a battle of coding puns. Each participant must come up with the most creative and hilarious programming-related puns they can think of. The event shall be called "The Pun-derful Programming Showdown," and the winner gets crowned as the "Master of Coding Comedy."
i hope you manage to achieve that but if you fail i want you not to stop trying until you hit gm
can't wait until you show your botswana passport
Botswanian girlfriend is more likely
You still have almost 2 months. The possibility is still there.
How exactly did you fail if it's only August 9th?
from what it seems, there's not gonna be a div 1 contest or combined rounds from today to September 1st. maybe i'm wrong doe since a contest could load anytime soon.
How did you expect to become red without participating in a single rated round?
Theory: He actually wanted to participate, but when the upvoted request became "get a girlfriend", he decided to take this chance
Soon after starting the challenge I realized that I didn't want to do CP anymore.
Wow, that was a really short path from "If I don't reach GM im gonna die" to "I didn't want to do CP anymore". I hope it's priorities reevalutation, not the burnout.
Dude, that is so annoying. I already hate people that make this kind of blogs. Not only you made the blog, but you didnt participate in a single contest. And you update the blog saying "Oh shout, I failed". What the hell. You should go to prision for wasting people time. I like celebratory blogs, I hate blogs of people promising things.
i actually enjoy when a person works hard for the citizenship of botswana
There are no rules regarding what a person can and can't post. Also, I didn't force you to waste your precious time on reading my blog, it was all your decision.
The reason why I didn't write a single rated contests is very simple.
Btw you can use https://codeforces-anytime.firebaseapp.com/ to know your actual virtual contest performance, also it has a virtual rating system!
I don't think I best who give advice for master :> , but bro we should try only . believe in you .
If you fail, you give it back to the community with a nice blog-post on some problem patterns :)
what's up doc?
Nothing new. I am currently improving my rizz. :)