espr1t's blog

By espr1t, history, 7 years ago, In English

Q: When a programming competitor dies, who decides wether he should go to Heaven?

A: St. Petr

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Q: Which programming competitor don't use pen in the contest?

A: Petr. Petr pen neverlands.

Sorry... I tried...

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I love the fact that after 9 years of being registered in Codeforces, this is your first blog post.

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Sorry, but I think you need to give up your handle.

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Q: How can I be someone like tourist?

A: Practice, practice, practice visit another country.

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heh

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