I was walking with my girlfriend, having a great time, when suddenly I saw her yes, that Tree. She caught my eye and stole my heart. I thought, who cares about my girlfriend? Something much more important had just appeared. I left my girlfriend and hurried after her, not even knowing who she was

Someone nearby announced, as if it were the most important news

That’s the Tree.

I went up to get to know her. She looked at me, cool as ice, and said, You need to know the Tree topics

Of course I forgot my girlfriend, forgot everything, and started studying hard, as if the world were ending

After a huge effort, I came back to her, heart pounding, and said, I did it! Then she gave me a Tree problem to see if I truly deserved her. I tried — and failed — and suddenly realized I had lost everything: no Tree, no girlfriend.

Now I’m standing here, laughing at myself, realizing life sometimes forces you to study Trees more than love… and more than anything else.

And yes — I have neither the Tree nor the girlfriend.