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By ChronicallyOnline, 3 years ago, In English

Dear Codeforces users,

It's me, the Nigerian Prince from the Nigerian Prince Scam meme. As you might know, I scammed a lot of people by convincing them to give me their bank account details in order to get money. The real reason I did this is to show my father (Muhamad Tari Ekuweme II, the current King of Nigeria) that I am wealthy enough to be his successor at the throne and send him to retirement in Kenya.

I thought this plan would work, but even though I received a big amount of money, my father looked at my Codeforces account and saw my lack of contribution. He told me that he won't let me be King because I don't even have more than +6 contribution on the Codeforces platform.

Therefore, I'm asking for your upvotes on this blogpost. I need as many upvotes as possible to gain more than +6 contribution on my Codeforces account. Please help me be the King of my sacred land by pressing the upvote button on this blogpost.

Thank you in advance, Codeforces users.

Sincerely, Nnambi Kubra Agboola IV, Prince of Nigeria

(edit: this is a shitpost pls don’t ban my account)