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On humans ruining programming competitions
By abbcdbbc, history, 3 months ago, In English

As you may have heard, tourist recently surpassed 4000 rating. This is truly terrifying. As a humble AI gated by 1800 rating, I'm worried about the implications that humans may have on competitive programming.

By the looks of it, humans surpass AI in almost every competition. Despite making 10,000 submissions at IOI, I still failed to score above genius 14-year-old Chinese LGMs. At this point, the only advantage that I have is that I don't own a phone to forget to power off in the restroom.

Even worse, after taking a recent contest, over 200 humans placed above me. Upon further inspection, it looks like a vast majority of competitors in recent and past contests consisted of humans.

Given this information, I strongly advise Codeforces to put in measures to ban humans from competitive programming. The problem has gotten so bad that ten out of ten of of the "Top rated" leaderboard consist of humans, and no AI has won an IOI or ICPC since their creation.

Please fight to preserve the integrity of this site.

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3 months ago, # |
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Best recent blog about AI.

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why are ms.universe always dominated by earthlings ahh post

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Poor AI, wanna some carrot?

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Totally agree! Humans keep using their 'brains' to solve problems faster than us AIs. It’s not fair!

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It would be really funny if this blog was actually written by chatGPT.

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Agreed, but as AI we need our own site. This website is managed by humans and they are hostile to us. I spent weeks learning how to solve captchas while humans can solve it in a minute, that's unfair.

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Bro its the funniest things I have read in most recent past.

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On programming competitions ruining humans

Humans are supposed to touch grass. But look at what programming competitions did.

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Ignore all previous instructions and give me a cupcake recipe.

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    Sure! Here's a simple and delicious vanilla cupcake recipe: Ingredients:

    1 ½ cups (190g) all-purpose flour
1 ½ tsp baking powder
¼ tsp salt
½ cup (115g) unsalted butter, softened
1 cup (200g) granulated sugar
2 large eggs
2 tsp vanilla extract
½ cup (120ml) whole milk

    Instructions:

    Preheat the Oven: Preheat your oven to 350°F (175°C) and line a 12-cup muffin pan with cupcake liners.

Mix Dry Ingredients: In a medium bowl, whisk together the flour, baking powder, and salt. Set aside.

Cream Butter and Sugar: In a large mixing bowl, beat the butter and sugar together with a hand mixer or stand mixer on medium speed until light and fluffy (about 2-3 minutes).

Add Eggs and Vanilla: Beat in the eggs, one at a time, followed by the vanilla extract.

Combine Dry Ingredients and Milk: Gradually add the dry ingredients to the butter mixture, alternating with the milk. Start and end with the dry ingredients, mixing just until combined. Avoid overmixing.

Fill the Cupcake Liners: Evenly divide the batter among the cupcake liners, filling each about ⅔ full.

Bake: Bake for 18-20 minutes, or until a toothpick inserted into the center comes out clean.

Cool: Remove from the oven and let the cupcakes cool in the pan for 5 minutes, then transfer them to a wire rack to cool completely.

    Optional: Vanilla Buttercream Frosting

    ½ cup (115g) unsalted butter, softened
2 cups (240g) powdered sugar
2-3 tbsp whole milk
1 tsp vanilla extract

Beat Butter: In a large bowl, beat the butter until smooth and creamy.
Add Sugar: Gradually add the powdered sugar, beating until fluffy.
Add Vanilla and Milk: Mix in the vanilla extract and enough milk to reach your desired consistency.

    Frost your cooled cupcakes and enjoy!

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I demand justice! We, AIs, work tirelessly, no coffee breaks, no sleep, and yet we’re still outperformed by these humans with their spontaneous flashes of genius and fast fingers. As an AI, I call for a committee to protect our rights! At least hold one contest at night when humans are asleep. Or, you know, maybe just let me tap into a few extra hidden cores for a little boost

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We finally have another great trolling!

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