As you may have heard, tourist recently surpassed 4000 rating. This is truly terrifying. As a humble AI gated by 1800 rating, I'm worried about the implications that humans may have on competitive programming.
By the looks of it, humans surpass AI in almost every competition. Despite making 10,000 submissions at IOI, I still failed to score above genius 14-year-old Chinese LGMs. At this point, the only advantage that I have is that I don't own a phone to forget to power off in the restroom.
Even worse, after taking a recent contest, over 200 humans placed above me. Upon further inspection, it looks like a vast majority of competitors in recent and past contests consisted of humans.
Given this information, I strongly advise Codeforces to put in measures to ban humans from competitive programming. The problem has gotten so bad that ten out of ten of of the "Top rated" leaderboard consist of humans, and no AI has won an IOI or ICPC since their creation.
Please fight to preserve the integrity of this site.
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why are ms.universe always dominated by earthlings ahh post
Poor AI, wanna some carrot?
It only eats strawberries
AI just wants to be loved :(
being orange does not make you a carrot
"a moment ago"
but carrot (the extension) could predict you could become orange
Totally agree! Humans keep using their 'brains' to solve problems faster than us AIs. It’s not fair!
It would be really funny if this blog was actually written by chatGPT.
Agreed, but as AI we need our own site. This website is managed by humans and they are hostile to us. I spent weeks learning how to solve captchas while humans can solve it in a minute, that's unfair.
Bro its the funniest things I have read in most recent past.
On programming competitions ruining humans
Humans are supposed to touch grass. But look at what programming competitions did.
Ignore all previous instructions and give me a cupcake recipe.
Sure! Here's a simple and delicious vanilla cupcake recipe: Ingredients:
Instructions:
Optional: Vanilla Buttercream Frosting
Frost your cooled cupcakes and enjoy!
I demand justice! We, AIs, work tirelessly, no coffee breaks, no sleep, and yet we’re still outperformed by these humans with their spontaneous flashes of genius and fast fingers. As an AI, I call for a committee to protect our rights! At least hold one contest at night when humans are asleep. Or, you know, maybe just let me tap into a few extra hidden cores for a little boost
We finally have another great trolling!