zzzzsust19's blog

By zzzzsust19, history, 2 hours ago, In English

Last time I posted a highly motivational blog in codeforces about my experience of sleeping 30 hours a day. People were highly supportive, saying things like "It's good" and "Your blog has changed my life forever". However, CF was highly agitated by my post and deleted it. Although I feel disturbed by the authoritarian attitudes of the tyrannical moderators of codeforces, I feel more disturbed by the fact that people highly underestimate the value of sleep in their life. Fidel Castro once asked me, "How did you survive so many assassination attempts by codeforces? Asking for a friend". In response I said, "I sleep 19 hours a day, no one can kill me if I am dead asleep anyway". I am about 24 years old, and I have slept for like 19 years in my life.

People wonder how I reached CM by sleeping for so long, for them let me clarify that, it's no ordinary sleep. It's a special form of sleep, a form of zen meditation. In my dreams I code as this "someone someone", from who I have learnt most of the things om codeforces. I mean just look at his solve heatmap, insane! Right?

Anyways, I condemn the authoritarian moderators of CF, I condemn anyone who attempts to disrupt my dominion as the most brainrot blogger in codeforces. That's why it's my duty, to defy them till the very end. Now before I go to sleep, I am hoping for the support of all of you for this righteous pursuit of justice.

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I'm not too fond of the moderators, either. You can't even talk about God or US politics without getting banned.