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In honor of valentines day...
By pathetique, history, 14 months ago, In English
  • are you my convolution template? i think you can solve my gf problem
  • are you a perfect hash function? you hold all the keys to my heart
  • you don't have to run tarjan to find out that i feel too-connected to you
  • around y ou, I'm a persistent DS — i'll always remember every moment [ok I ran out of non sus ideas around here]
  • are you my computer during facebook hacker cup — ur hot
  • are you a splay before any zig operations? since imma have to go deep inside of you
  • are you a fully binarly lifted tree? i'm ready to jump on top of you
  • are you the first iteration of ford fulkerson? i can't wait to push so much flow thru you
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I only understood one thing, you are alone this valentine just like me.

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are you Mike? cuz u r owner of the most beautiful thing.
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are you a competitive programmer? because AI has made you obsolete for me

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best blog ever

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are you codeforces contest? because I want to solve your problems

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are you a maxflow-mincut problem?

because i fucking hate you

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someone else's valentine:1 year — 4 seasons — 0 others — just the two of us. my valentine: Alone — 4 walls — 0 lovers — 2 streams of tears.

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are you rand()? cause you are unpredictable

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i wish she didn't reject me )-;

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You are probably my competitive programming career—because I love you. I’ve always been looking for you, and I finally found you. I’d be nothing without you, but I absolutely hate you. I’ve never spent a night without thinking how bad you are, how small you are, and how miserable you make me.

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If only I had the courage.

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bro is scaring away ALL the huzz after this one

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i just want to take a moment and propose someone,

hey dijkstra_bull i enjoy solving hard problems for you, will you be willing to make me hard

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are you my IDE? i can do nothing without you

if you are a ring, im your ideal -- i can take in your everything

are you a 3600* problem? ur hard

are you the second maximum $$$(x,y)$$$? you are $$$\mathrm{se}_{(x,y)}$$$

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