Salam Codeforces!
Salam Codeforces!
Salam Codeforces!
Today I will tell you 7 types of coders.
The "I'll Upsolve Later"
Joins contests, reads problem A, nods wisely, then disappears. "I’ll solve it later." (No, he won’t.)
The Debugging Monk
Writes code in 5 mins, spends 90 mins debugging, adds 27 cout statements, still WA. "Codeforces is broken." (No, your logic is.)
The Math God
Solves problem D using a formula no one understands. Thinks segment trees are too basic. Probably discovered a new theorem mid-contest.
The Python Wizard
Writes a 3-line solution that gets TLE on test 2. "Codeforces is biased against Python users!" (Or maybe input() is just slow.)
The Grandmaster
Solves E before you finish reading problem A. Uses one-letter variable names but writes cleaner code than your CS professor. Might be a bot.
The Memelord
Never competes, just comments “bruh” on blogs. Owns a shrine of tourist’s submissions. "Rating doesn’t matter." (Because they're stuck at 800.)
You
Still dreaming of Grandmaster. Says "I quit CP" twice a week but keeps coming back. Keep coping.
(7) Thala for a reason
man ur consistency is god level i wonder why u are in newbie tier
because he mainly solves (800-1000)-rated problems, I guess
bruh
Gets idea last 5 mins, writes code in 4 mins, passes pretests locally, submits at the last second.
Gets CE because
datais ambiguous.Becomes a ragequitter.
bruh
bro I am the python wizard
A newbie writing a blog without AI impossible.....
The "You" is me.. T_^
The 8th type of coder is a person who divides coders into 7 types.
The 9th type is the coder who categorizes the coder who divides other coders into 7 types as the 8th type.
The tenth type of coder is the one who discovers that this definition can be iterated.
gm for a reason
bruh
Could you say which user I belong to?
I'll read this blog later
bruh