So I was walking with my girlfriend. Everything was normal. But in my head… I was fighting a Codeforces problem like a final boss.
Suddenly the idea hit me. THE solution. The missing line. The DP transition sent from heaven.
I got excited and said, “WAIT I FOUND IT!!” She thought I was shouting at the air like some broken robot. She looked at me… and said, “You’re too weird,” and left.
Now I am here. Problem: solved. Girlfriend: unsolved.
Test 1: OK Test 2: OK Test 3: She left.
Guys, how do I fix this? Is there any algorithm for getting my girlfriend back? I miss her so much.
Help.
Is bro okay?
introduce your ex to cp, then she'll understand
hopefully
"cp" u sure ??
Maybe he meant girlfriend.
he meant Cyberpunk
I like how you mentioned her as "ex"
Use Dijkstra’s algorithm to find the shortest path to her heart.
Dijkstra? Nah, her emotional graph has negative weights. Time to pull out the Bellman‑Ford hammer.
(1) Draw a circle centered here across that road
(2) Do the same at the two intersections, the same size
(3) Run toward that intersecting point,
And cut through the trees…
I am so glad there are plenty of people who remember this song.
This can be solved with two-sat
Meanwhile, i got a girlfriend just because i became master (She is pretty not a nerd).
Meanwhile me: D:\Life2025.cpp|Line: 2025|error: 'girlfriend' was not declared in this scope|
So why I don't have?
I will tell Ada
We never saw lyjiang and Batman together :)
maybe in another life
AC on the problem, WA on Girlfriend
I think next time you should implement DP in your relationship too...
double penetration
Damn
Could you share us the problem that cost you a girlfriend?
I don’t remember the id
thy female, cannot comprehend the joy of thy success in thy codeforces problem
Let me know if u find the answer :(
Seems like a NP-Hard problem to me :(
Broo no way... Just a problem... You should've enjoyed time with your gf...
Bro Cf q solve >> Gf time
sybau(rotten flower emoji)
Eureka!
username checks out
lol
Lol.... backtrack, apologize, and re-run with better state management, also read constraints carefully next time.
ask chinese cper, this problably a problem that has been well known to them eversince 2010 or so.
the problem you're talking about is np hard. it might or might not have any solution
You can ask her to solve codeforces problems with you.
she blocked me from all the platforms we used to talk
Can't you meet her in person?
she wouldn’t want that
So maybe you can explain to her, or you should change your self (Never think of the problems when with her)
Hoping that she understands your love towards CP as well
Is it sarcasm? cause I thought Girlfriend only exists in movies.
I really envy you.I don't even have a girlfriend.
so bad
If you don't understand problem and getting wrong answer, don't worry.keep moving, solve the problem which you will understand
personal experience: just find a girlfriend with similar CP skill and take contests together, better than any video game
and in what world can we find that?
did you find any?
yes
No but play Maimai instead
You deserve better one who will understand CP
find a gf in galgame
use fast fourier transform. your thoughts will then convolute her heart.
I also faced the same problem in the past when i completely changed my daily routine, but now she is supportive and understands me. it took her two years to understand what I am actually doing.
your mistake was shouting the solution before calling syncWithGirlfriend();
Reduce the space between you and your gf to $$$O(1)$$$.
You can look for a new girlfriend, such as me. I'm a lovely catgirl. awa
click click bait
Me too, she said I didn't care about her and broke up with me.
It's easier to solve 3500 problem, than finding answer to that. Good luck though!
For u
The trash took itself out... She couldn't empathise with you, and didn't understand your happiness. Take it as a sign from the universe and may you grow stronger.
time to lock in
Competitive Programmer with Girlfriend? I dont believe you
i think i am handsome, so that shouldn't be an issue
Tuff
Not anymore :P
You can you DSU rollback, it should solve the problem.
"Success requires sacrifices" ahh
Allah sefa versin IOI-da jim vurarsan unudarsan
wait, you guys talk to girls?
fake
ok
Seems like you optimized the solution for time complexity, but not for relationship stability!