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By ali-mh, history, 78 minutes ago, In English

Hello Codeforces

I noticed everyone is stressing out about solving problems in minutes or seconds. So, I decided to upgrade my timing to the cosmic scale instead.

From now on, I will be solving all Codeforces problems in exactly 10 light-seconds! (That’s around 3 million kilometers of pure algorithmic speed for anyone keeping track ).

With this absolute speed, I am officially declaring war on the Elo rating system. My next target is a stable 999,999 rating! Sorry to tourist and jiangly, but physics is simply on my side now.

Can we please get a new official rank on the platform? Something like "Legendary Lightmster". Red badges are getting boring anyway, a glowing cosmic badge would look much better on my profile.

Anyone else training in the hyperbolic time chamber? Let’s race to the edge of the universe!

P.S. Just a joke guys, happy coding! If my rating stays the same after this, it's definitely a database glitch.

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if (rating < 999999) { warp_speed = true; // Physics take over }

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If tourist or jiangly don't respond to this within 5 light-seconds, I am officially claiming the title of "Cosmic Grandmaster" by default. Your move, legends. P.S. Just kidding guys!