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Completely meaningless article
By DEGwer, history, 7 years ago, In English

Hello, Codeforces!

Today I want to write a completely meaningless article. First, I must mention, reading this post will produce nothing. Reading it is, definitely, just a waste of time.

Are you ready to do the most useless thing of the world? OK. Let's start!

Some of you may think "Is it really meaningless?" or "Won't it be an interesting article, although there are no means?", but neither is true. I do not post this article for any other people, and I do not post this article for myself. Let me repeat. This article contains truly no meaning.

Some of you may think "Isn't it some experiment to verify the rumor "Red will get upvote, regardless of what the post say while if some Gray said the same thing he is downvoted", or more suspicious way, "You want upvote but you didn't came up with the idea, so you are posting such an article", but both are wrong. Even I do not know why I wrote such a useless article, and if I want upvote, I could write about a bit more useful things.

This article is completely meaningless, as I mentioned, but on the other hand, completely harmless. So if I got downvoted, I would say "Why downvoted???", or "I think you don't understand what I said", like some people often says. And if I got upvoted, I should say "Why upvoted?", or "I don't think you didn't understand what I say, as I wrote nothing, but you must be crazy", in the same reason.

How are you feeling about wasting time? Write the comment, if you want to waste even more time. I do not recommend, since time is precious.

Thank you and despise you for reading this article till the last. See you!

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7 years ago, # |
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Great Article!!!

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I think you are drunk :D

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    Why upvote red guy for posting a completely meaningless article and downvote a gray guy who say something harmless?

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Again upvoting just because you are red.

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Do not worry, I have plenty of time :)

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Hopefully this ends up on homepage.

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Why upvoted??? Did you read the sentence actually? Are you crazy? Even I cannot imagine that this post is good, Why you upvoted???

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i hate codeforces community

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Atcoder problemsetter's true nature...

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This is a meaningless comment.

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Nice, nice try, but this guy still outperforms everybody: https://youtu.be/8S0FDjFBj8o

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This was written to prove the fact that reds unconditionally get upvotes no matter how trash the post is, am I right?

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+80 for your rating. Same topics posted by a green/blue will be -80.

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is it rated?

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step 1. DEGwer is actually trying to empirically measure the community bias towards highly rated contestants.

step 2. compute blog expected rating before posting it.

step 3. get infinite contribution.

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Today I felt compelled to kill time and this article rescued me from reprobation.

Thank you DEGwer very much for wasting my time. This is the most effective drivel I've ever read on Codeforces!!

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This article brims with bon mots. There is not a single cliché to be seen. Actually getting downvote is my bete noire. However, this egregious comment showing my idiosyncrasy of dolce far niente is a faux pas which brings me to a cul de sac of getting downvotes.

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    hei i'm practicing really hard for next year IOI and I want a silver medal can u give me some tips

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    dolce gabbana despacito mamma mia

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    Ouch...is that SAT vocabulary? it hurts reading it so it seems so

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    Your comment brims with sarcasm. Maybe that's why it doesn't bring you cul de sac of your bete noire yet.

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    Hi, so to me seems like an egregious contemporanousness. Though I have encountered an analogous repartee in a legerdemain monograph ( it was in Inuktitut patois ) way back.

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I think you should add some meaningless picture in the middle of your article and it will be perfect.

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