If you are a girl
Don't get too much contest rating
It's necessary to make your rating less than 1600. If your rating are too high, for example, you are a master and your boyfriend is an expert, then maybe he will be frightened by the problems in Div.1, then you won't have common language, and the relationship between you will start to deteriorate。
And if you are an expert, your boyfriend is a master, then he will help you on solving problems, and if you become candidate master or higher, he will be proud. But remember not to get too much contest rating.
Solve problems or do other things together
Besides contests, you can also join virtual contests in team or solve other problems. But you can't only focus on problems. In your rest time, you could talk about other things of your daily life, and that will make you know each other better.
If possible, you can even phone each other from time to time.
Value your boyfriend
remember his birthday, and give him birthday wishes.
When he is sad, tell him you are here.
Remind your boyfriend to value you too.
If you are a boy
If you are a boy, it won't be too difficult, just do as the picture below.
In English: You are already a big boy. You should learn to draw a clean eye liner, trim a pair of clean eyebrows, spray some clean and delicious perfume, and compete for men at this great age with girls.
The last thing
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You are already a big boy.
Honestly, my behaviour won't change if my girl has a higher rating than me. It would just give me chance to talk to her more,discussing about harder CP problems
Too bad I don't have any................... wait why are you looking at me.
Nope, you just have to smile. Other things we want are prolly already with you.
Commenting before any "yOu R sExIst" comments.
Only requirement : Female(Maybe)
And alive too lol.
And human too ig!?
Ok but do I really need to do the perfume thing
Yes
Problem : How to get CP boyfriend?
Solution : DM me, only requirement is that you should be female, irrespective of race, religion, nationality, and rating. I am lonely boy, with no past relationship. I will remain loyal to the person who DMs me first. ( if you've rating obsession, then i wanna tell that i am 1900+ on my main account (which is not so good, but not as bad as "unrated"), and my handle name isn't my real name) :)
Huh, so you don't care about age? Why would you need a 2 year girlfriend or an 80 year girlfriend? Creepy.
Ur comment is a clear indication, codeforces can become first coding plus dating site if such comments increases.
thank you for this blog, maybe using these techniques i can get Sharon to finally notice me
Sorry, you got too much contest rating. It frightens me and I don’t think we can have a common language.
thats okay, being noticed by Sharon is enough for now...
but i will set my goal to lower my rating enough for you!
Or maybe a better idea can be helping out Sharon to boost the rating and close out the gap between you two :)
Just having a codeforces id would suffice ig.
Is this codeforces of Tinder?
It's TinderForces bro.
I want a programming friend (gender doesn't matter) as long as we can meet irl
yeah, me too
wtf is this?
thank you for this blog, maybe using these techniques I can get yeyangrui to finally love me
?
woah nice good thing im still cyan
Oh,Chinese friend！
It can be seen from the watermark in the lower right corner and the words int the picture (
Oh,gay is good.I support it!
If you are a girl,you should stop boys to chase the boys,then you can have the boys.
mesanu now both of you should make a blog post on how to breakup.
Okay, I won't lie now this is getting spammy.
"It's necessary to make your rating less than 1600"
As a boy,I don't think this is correct for me.
I think 1600 kind of too low for me at least :>
What? Again CP girlfriend?
UPD: Well it's boyfriend. It's my fault.
Unpopular Opinion: This blog and its comments are trash.
You do realize your comment is included too?
1 million on IG <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< 1600 rating on Cf
The first 2 lines of the blog makes me sick in the stomach.
Can I make your stomach good?
Wannabe Bangladeshi Molester
it's inside your head bro..try to improve your negative thoughts and treat everyone as human not in the tag of Bangladeshi or Indian.Good luck for your future
Dude I literally called you a molester and the partyou're concerned about is Bangladeshi. That wasnt evrn an insult and you literally harassed a girl by your comment you idiot and are now lecturing me about respect
Where do you see harassment?It's in your head.Stop seeing the world in a negative view.That was just a sarcastic reply.Anyway Good luck!!
You clearly had a sexual innuendo in it and that is the definition of harassment. Learn the definition of sarcasm first.
I didn't have any sort of sexual thought writing the comment.If you thought that way I guarantee you that you thought the wrong way.If I were such a bad guy,I wouldn't have replied back,"Good luck for your future!"despite what you called me
are you outta your goddamn mind? Ofc that had an element of sexual innuendo to it. Wtf else could you mean by "Can I make your stomach good?". Get a life, ye bangladeshi loser.
Okay I usually do not bother replying to such distasteful comments, but turzo_sawroop would you mind clarifying what was the "sarcasm" in your reply to my comment? Or what did you even mean by that. Being on the receiving end, I do feel harassed by your "sarcastic" comment.
If you felt that way then I am sorry.But I didn't mean that way.I also wouldn't have continued replying(I also don't bother but people kept replying with racist words).Let's end the discussion here.Sorry if you got hurt by my reply to your comment but I didn't mean anything bad.mansisinha16
Don't ever comment on codeforces again unless you have a decent understanding of the English language. It's probably because your native language is bangladeshi.
I suggest you to learn some coding....ripHunter.You should also learn how not to be racist and end a discussion.Bye
I'm sorry but I don't take suggestions from a specialist. So long, turzo_sawroop
Hope to see you in Icpc Asia-West.Till then goodbye
Bro, you're too kind but your first comment indicates otherwise. I think others (including me) don't quite perceive it in the manner in which you intended. It almost makes me feel bad about addressing you as a Bangladeshi, I hope you'll laugh it off. Also for mansisinha16, I'm pretty sure he didn't mean to harass you. Let's put an end to this. Live long and prosper!
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It's necessary to make your rating less than 1600. So I need to get my rating down (((
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I am curious how Aquamoon views this topic.AquaMoon
I have a boyfriend.
In fact, what I am curious about is what you think of Don't get too much contest rating. Because your rating is very high. You are a very cute girl, he will definitely cherish you and wish you happiness.
Thanks for your best wishes! In fact, he always supervises me improving my rating :D
Sounds like a classic Indian meme ( sorry I have a bf xD ), do search them if u wanna relate more.
maybe I can get nestedcode notice me ;)
exceptionalcoder and harshitgarg02 are pretty cool big boys you might be interested in..
Actually,as a saying goes,"A man's best friends are his ten fingers.！"
I want my Astrid_x14 to reach CM before me. What can I say.
but I want you to be ahead of me always, just go and catch your dreams buddy <3
May we both reach our dreams together.
CF Love Story :)
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Oneday SlavicG wrote a blog about how to get a cp girlfriend and mentioned that becoming expert gets you girlfriend and I now realise he totally lied , no single girl DMed me
Aren't you married?
no
i totally remember you talking about you being in an arranged marriage on Errichto Server Official
there is a term called separation/ divorce
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