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By Mokut, history, 4 years ago, In English

Drop a comment under this post, stating the different categories of programmers on codeforces. Here, I'll start:

  1. The ones who solve problems
  2. The ones who build mobile and web apps for group 1.
  3. The ones who post blogs about cheaters xD
  4. The ones who ask how to become red on codeforces
  5. The one posts a blog about types of coders on codeforces

Continue the list

P.S. This is just for fun, don't take it too seriously :)

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the tourist.

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The ones who read these blogs

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There can be many types of contestants on codeforces. Giving contribution to Monogon unifies them all.

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The one who reads the blog about type of coders on codeforces and comments on it :)

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    The one who reads a comment about the type of coders who read a blog about the type of coders on codeforces and comments on it, and comments on it:)

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      You're way too free bro XD

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      The one who reads a comment about the comment about the type of coders who read a blog about the type of coders on codeforces and comments on it, and comments on it, and comments on it.

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        Real life recursion lol

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        The time you spent writing this comment, you know you could have spent that practicing cp, right? LOL :p

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The ones who had to take break just after starting cp due to school studies :(

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edit: The ones who downvotes this comment :(

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The ones that have gf.

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The alt

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The ones who keep commenting on random posts for contribution :)

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The ones who create another account just to comment.

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The one who does for(int i=n-1;i>=0;i++)

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Ex 1
Ex 2
Ex 3
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    You missed one:

    Ex 4
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    i++ vs ++i.

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    Meanwhile me, who is the totally a mixture of Ex 1 and Ex2

       for (int i = 0; i < n; i++) {
          int x; cin >> x;
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The ones who always think about upvotes

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The Newbie, who comments something and BOOOM!! Downvotes. P.S. I hope I am not talking about myself :)

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The ones asking "is the contest rated?"

The ones creating memes and posting on announcement pages

The ones making video editorials on YouTube :p

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The one's that do #define int long long

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    And the ones who gets penalize for the same

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  • one with 24 acre templates
  • one with no templates at all
  • one with insane fingers
  • one who uses long long in place of ll
  • one with signed main() over int main()
  • one with i_love_xyz usernames
  • one with vimm goes brrr
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The ones who use
vs The ones who use
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    You forgot the third type:

    Spoiler
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      Fourth type
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        You forgot the madlads, although, they form a minority on codeforces

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how can I become red then

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The one who have a weeb's avatar.

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The one who asks "Is it rated?"

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The ones who sucks but can't quit

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The ones who spend more time reading blogs than practicing.

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the ones who crying about weak pretests

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    lol, and the ones who say their code being exactly the same as someone else's code is totally a coincidence XD

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    the ones who are crying about score distribution before the contest!

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The ones who gets banned!

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  • The ones who completely change their comment after getting downvotes. (And then finally [deleted])
  • "You cannot vote your own comment" guys.
  • "This blog is only for fun. Don't take it seriously" and "sorry for my bad english" guys.
  • Testers who test a round only to hijack its comment section.
  • The ones who have their alts red.
  • The orz clan.
  • Guys with anime girls in their profile pic :p
  • The ones who embarrass themselves while live streaming a contest.
  • The one mighty newbie who solves F in 20 seconds in virtual participation.
  • Last but not the least: MikeMirzayanov

  • And the ones who will go through every revision of this comment.
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one who remains always cyan. :-(

--update i got blue hehe

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    Then the one who's worth more than 40 cyans.

    Pics-Art-05-29-10-42-24-1

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The ones who watch anime <3

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The one who loses hope because of cheating!

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  • The ones who "Help with problem"
  • The ones who "I_Love_..."
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The ones who prefer bugaboos.

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The ones who scroll codeforces random blogs more than facebook/instagram.

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    I can see myself in this sentence :)

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The one who wants positive delta without practicing.

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The ones who whine after not improving

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The one who is always ONLINE XD...

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The ones who ask for answer to questions and the ones who ask for solution to problems

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The ones who popularize lesser-known algorithms and develop their own algorithms and share knowledge in their blogs.

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Don't Forget "The one Who owns Codeforces".

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The one that has a insanely big template

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1)The ones who use rep(i,0,n)
2)The ones who say they unknowingly submitted their code on ideone

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The guy who makes meme under the blogs.

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The lovers.

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    The ones who write meaningless comments.

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the ones that post blogs for everything.

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  • the ones that sells solutions.
  • the gyrating cats.
  • the: last visit 3 years ago.
  • the ones that comment in this post.
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The ones who stop participating in contests after reaching a certain color.

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The ones who create alter account for their real opinion.

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The ones who cheat(full copy paste) and then plagarised and then tag @MikeMirza claiming they are innocent xD

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Ones who always give a virtual instead of officially participating

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The ones who usually stay up till midnight to participate in a contest on Codeforces.

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The ones who are hoping to find a CP Girlfriend.

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  1. The coders like thinking and like ask questions
  2. The coders like thinking and did't like ask questions
  3. The coders did't like thinking and did't like ask questions
  4. The coders did't like thinking and like ask questions
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    The pupils who became pupil when they were really pupils.

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      And some people became blue even when they aren't capable of reaching pupil.Guess how

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the one who only upvotes

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green indians asking stupid questions

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    I am one of these and I am coming after you.

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The one who has many FSTs and has lost tons of ratings.

Yes, it's me :(

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The one who won prizes from codeforces.

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The ones who cheat and think that they will get good placement or get good job only by CF rating but alas their rating goes in vain.

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the Benq

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The one like ME

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The one's who blame setters for setting hard problems or weak pretests when they can't solve or FST

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The man, the myth, the legend

Budding mathematician, connoisseur of ass, slayer of demons, eater of pussy.

pmon4444

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those who write: "thank you for the quick editorial"

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The one reading all the comments to get something new

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The one who read all previous comments of this blog :)

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I cringed so hard I almost had a heart attack

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The one who is a girl and gets new DMs after every comment ;)

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There are two types of coders. The ones who are orzing Um_nik and the ones who are Um_niking orz.

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The ones who stop doing contests when they reach expert

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The one who is trying hard to become candidates master

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The one who downvotes everyone

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The one who created codeforces.

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