Привет codeforces, я из 2037 года.
Машина времени появилась ещё в 1967 году, но это держалось в тайне до 2027 года. Мы долго не могли публично раскрыть эту технологию из-за её потенциальных последствий — исторические события могли быть изменены, и последствия могли быть катастрофическими. Однако к 2030 году мы разработали строгие правила и протоколы для использования машины времени, чтобы избежать нарушений пространственно-временного континуума.
Технология оказалась полезной для изучения прошлого и решения глобальных проблем, например, предотвращения экологических катастроф и войн. Правда, путешествия в будущее остаются запрещёнными для общего пользования — мы пока не знаем всех рисков.
Задавайте вопросы! Интересуетесь историей или хотите узнать о том, как изменился мир за это время?
which stocks should I invest in ?
I can’t give specific stock advice without risking the timeline. But in the future, successful companies will focus on tech, renewable energy, and healthcare. Keep an eye on AI, quantum tech, and biotech. And remember, diversifying your investments is a smart idea!
You can go to the past, but can’t change anything. And the future? nope, no spoilers allowed. you have the ultimate tool for doing absolutely nothing. Also, traveling to the future is easy, just hit near light speed or hibernate for a few thousand years, and you will be in future. So why ban future travel? going to past causes all paradoxes, that should be restricted.
On a serious note, more than time travel. If this type of tech becomes feasible, I am more interested in parallel universe travel. who will worry about paradoxes, just jump to a parallel universe where its still 2010, and we will be in past.
Нате каюмов
when will GTA6 be released??
Bro taken seriously
We got time machine before GTA 6
We got Reddit on codeforces before GTA 6.
*Reddit
plebbit*
You have no idea what Reddit is
never
will NEAR exceed 20 bucks?
who will be husband of amita?
Prove anything which should justify that you are from 2037
Now 5k+ rating is called as Tourist
Have I crossed tourist ever in CF ratings?
That's something even a new born can predict...lol
Will I achieve GM in the future?!
Can jiangly able to reach 4000?
Whom did i marry?
Yo where's that pfp from ?
Half Bad: The Bastard Son and The Devil Himself.
When will alireza_kaviani become LGM again?
When will alireza_kaviani become LGM again?
I'm sure we will soon see him in LGM!!
when man united win the premier league
989, Prove that you are from 2037.
Sorry, I can't share future events or detailed proof without risking major timeline disruptions. But I can tell you this—by 2037, quantum computing will revolutionize encryption, and solar energy will be the primary power source worldwide. Keep an eye on AI breakthroughs in the next few years, they’re going to change everything!
Tourist 5k when?
When did I smile??
What would happen if you killed your dog's father before it was born?
What would happen if you killed a cheater's father before he was born?
I don't know what would happen if you did that to one, but if you did it to all I can assure you no one would be able to get to green in just 3 contests and 19 problems ;)
Will I AK IOI?
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When will I get my first bouquet of flowers?
how old am I ?
When will I find a girlfriend?
IDK
Imagine altering time, by revealing about the time machine before 2027, I'm from the Time Forces, and here to arrest you, for breaking the rules
Do u know, u aren’t allowed to tell that u are from timeforces. I am here to arrest u as someone form timeforces hq for breaking our code of conduct.
I'm here to arrest you both for breaking the rules. HANDS UP!
Well I am not going to say anything here or I will also break thee rules, but you guys just check your time-forces very very important notification.
Shouldn't Peter have warned you?
"studying the past and solving global issues, such as preventing environmental disasters and wars"
How? because
"If you travel to the past, that past becomes your future and your former present becomes the past which cannot be changed by your new future"
Will I ever be red?
Did I changed my username
MikesWife ?
:)
If I ever marry Mike, the first thing I’m gonna do is not a honeymoon,
it’s taking over cf database control from Mike, deleting your account and changing my username. :D
Plz tell me she was wrong :(
Why would he know your personal stuff?(unless you publish it)
You are from future? But still Cyan ??
Did anyone prove P != NP yet
Do I become a Candidate Master like ever?
will all CP cheaters die?
Will I achieve Master this year?
When is Elder Scrolls VII coming out? Is it released yet? How popular was Elder Scrolls VI?
How long will USA's domination over earth last? What will be the new ruling empire?
Назови имя президента России в 2037 году?
Владимир
who will win the 2026 fifa world cup?
Portugal
You are such a big clown. How can you be from 2037 and unable to solve problem D in yesterday's educational contest instead of becoming a Tourist! Let me tell you a real thing from the future that you don't know, in 2037, even AI models can solve D and perform better than you.
Half Life 3 when?
Will i ever become a pupil :( ?
When will one piece end?
When will one piece end?
Do people still waste loads of time on social medias??
what happened in the past?
Will we ever be together again?
nope
Did the second advent happen?
am i gonna reach legendary grandmaster
This blog looks really interesting to me. I have to save it and check it out, reading the comments and enjoying it. It would be perfect with a cup of tea.
This blog looks really interesting to me. I have to save it and check it out, reading the comments and enjoying it. It would be perfect with a cup of tea.
Has the humanity solved NP-hard problems?
Most Underrated Comment.
Also is making a Time Machine intrinsically a NP-hard problem?
Will I find job?
tell me my future rating!
When will Half Life 3 be released
When will Half Life 3 be released?
Did this happen in your original timeline? Did some 989 codeforces user post this blog?
tourist is still #1 ?
I am sure he is
Я черный. Надеюсь в будущем я стану белым
I believe that if you are truly from the year 2037, this blog is actually disrupting the space-time continuum.
қо
are you happy in 2037 :D
who will be winner of 2026 fifa world cup ?
who will win 2026 world cup ?
I wonder if the author is grandstanding.