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But hey, at least you’ve got 13 friends (probably out of pity)

didn't have to roast me in real life as well :(

why you must hurt me in that way

jokes aside it's impressive

Nah this thing's a menace!

Cool idea and a fun concept!

Just a heads-up though: your API key is exposed in the script, which isn’t ideal. You might want to secure that before someone else starts roasting your backend instead :v

Your code seems to agree with me aswell!

async function getDatafromDeepSeek(msg) {
    const apiKey = 'REDACTED'; // Never expose secret keys in production!
    const response = await fetch('https://api.deepseek.com/v1/chat/completions', {
        method: 'POST',
        headers: {
            'Content-Type': 'application/json',
            'Authorization': `Bearer ${apiKey}`
        },
        body: JSON.stringify({
            model: "deepseek-chat",
            messages: [{ role: "user", content: msg }]
        })
    });
    const data = await response.json();
    return data.choices[0].message.content;
}

• Anongoat, you are the human embodiment of Dunning-Kruger meets gambler’s fallacy. You grind like a madman, yet your rating graph resembles a drunken spider’s web. You’ve solved enough 800s to rebuild the Great Wall of China, yet here you are, still a Specialist after all this time.

I am gonna cry.

amazing site tho

Nice project, although the roasting isn't exactly that accurate. Still fun though.

I'm devastated. Now do a CF motivator

Hey, its great. But after clicking roast me, try adding some sort of loading state to improve ux.

Other than that it brutally roasted me. LOL!

ShauryaH4X is non-existent.

I had double-check my existence.

Questioned my existence. So I tried with tourist and it questioned his existence too. Fix it

Interesting stuff. Btw, I think that it takes the number of submissions as the number of problems solved.

reminds me of this

You’ve been oscillating between 3000 and 3600 like a metronome set to "chaos mode." At this point, your rating graph should come with a motion sickness warning.

72 submissions on 3400-rated problems, 18 correct – A 25% success rate on problems you should theoretically be good at? Yikes. Even a coin flip would be more consistent.

3500-rated problems: 79 submissions, 22 correct – At this point, you’re just brute-forcing your way to a red rating, aren’t you?

"I peaked in 2012 and have been chasing that high ever since"

Maybe focus less on collecting virtual acquaintances and more on not dropping 300 rating in a month.

It didn't need to be this accurate

It says — my rating is like watching a drunk person trying to climb stairs. Lol that's so funny and accurate

Question the existence is also a roast? 😭😭

I ran out of API credits unfortunately and I dont want to go into debt so this app is now unusable, sorry (maybe somebody can recreate this in the future ) from now your existance will gets questioned.

Non — existent issue ?

I wonder how it will roast tourist

I put my handle, but this roaster could not generate anything. Feels pretty therapeutic

Safin17 is non-existent.

When will I become pupil... :(

It says the profile is non-existant

Is it just me, or does the site just not work anymore?

I cant use it .