Hello guys, today I am going to give you guys a look into the daily life of a candidate master in CF. Ever since I started watching youtube, I have come to know a lot of people vlogging about their daily lives in online platforms like youtube. A wide range of content creators, from all ups and downs of life, travelers, software engineers, high school students, university students, and specially jobless people have been producing enormous amount of vlogging contents since inception. Ever since I started CP, I have always dreamt of becoming a grandmaster and becoming a vlogger. Becoming CM in codeforces has given me the opportunity that I always needed, to fulfill my cravings for attention. So today I am going to write a blog about my daily life, particularly today.

Morning Routine (Not)

I woke up at around 11 am in my university lab. Perk of being jobless, is that I don't have to worry about waking up early in the morning and can do whatever I want. The lab is situated in the third floor of the academic building. Just outside my lab, there are two ICT labs where classes are held, mainly for non-departmental undergrad students. Right now, no classes are being held as it is time for semester finals. But I am not taking part in any exams. Because I have already graduated from my university (Which my university doesn't know yet) and I am currently jobless and have no place to live within a 300 mile radius. So for that reason I still live in my university lab as an ehem.. ehem.. competitive programmer. So anyways, after waking up, I spent the next couple hours staring at my PC. Which brings me to the next segment of my day that is..

Practice Schedule (Not)

As a representative of my university in the competitive programming community, I maintain a strong, consistent and clean practice schedule. My practice routine is so consistently clean that the one green dot in my codeforces heatmap looks like a bug. Otherwise, that's the only inconsistency in my perfectly consistent practice routine. Anyways, after waking up, I spent the next couple hours staring at my desktop. Today, the problem I was staring at is called "Weights". It was the first problem in Bubble Cup 14 — Finals Online something something. I remember that because I was consistently staring at my screen for couple hours, although I can't recall anything else. As a result of my consistent staring, my eyes are currently feeling watery, giving me trouble as I am writing this blog.

Afternoon to night

In the afternoon, I realized that I was hungry as I hadn't eaten since I woke up. So, I had to walk to a local snacks store around one mile away, there I bought some curd and flattened rice (locally known as "Doi Chira") to alleviate my hunger. I also ate a egg-sandwich. Both of them tasted very yummy yummy. The sweet, milky curd and flattened rice in combination with the spicy, oily egg-sandwich was exactly what I needed after a long day of starving. Afterwards, I came back to my university lab, walking another mile. But returning to lab, I realized that I am still hungry. So this time, I walked about another mile to my university gate. There to my pleasant surprise, I met another friend of mine who graduated alongside me and is now planning for business. He offered me a treat, which saved me some money (Thanks for the treat bro). Afterwards, we had chai and drinks together and we bade each other farewell. I came to know that, 7 of my classmates have already gotten married and have a job while I am spending my days away doing whatever I am doing. One the way back to my lab, walking another mile for one last time, I pondered over deep philosophical matters like "What am I doing with my life" and "What's the point of doing anything anyway". Back in the lab, I rewatched the last episode of Devilman crybaby, which is one of my favorite anime endings of all time. Which brings me to this, writing a blog about my daily life.

Conclusion

One of the cons of being jobless, is that money doesn't have to worry about coming to you can come to you whenever it wants. Aside that, nothing feels so good as having no job and dying inside and solving problems all day (Unfortunately which, I don't). Don't tell my university, I have no job and no place to live in a 300 miles radius. Anyways, hope you enjoyed this blog. Sponsor me for more pointless blogs like this, I need money for doing pointless things.