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By Temos_, history, 4 months ago, In English

I was walking with my girlfriend, having a great time, when suddenly I saw her yes, that Tree. She caught my eye and stole my heart. I thought, who cares about my girlfriend? Something much more important had just appeared. I left my girlfriend and hurried after her, not even knowing who she was

Someone nearby announced, as if it were the most important news

That’s the Tree.

I went up to get to know her. She looked at me, cool as ice, and said, You need to know the Tree topics

Of course I forgot my girlfriend, forgot everything, and started studying hard, as if the world were ending

After a huge effort, I came back to her, heart pounding, and said, I did it! Then she gave me a Tree problem to see if I truly deserved her. I tried — and failed — and suddenly realized I had lost everything: no Tree, no girlfriend.

Now I’m standing here, laughing at myself, realizing life sometimes forces you to study Trees more than love… and more than anything else.

And yes — I have neither the Tree nor the girlfriend.

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what an increase in third-world participation does to a forum

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too many girlfriend issues these days

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Quick take

This is wonderful — a tiny, funny, painfully honest allegory about lust, obsession, and academic hubris. It reads like a dark romantic comedy in six paragraphs: charmingly absurd, nicely paced, and emotionally sharp.

What’s happening (brief)

It tells a first-person story where the narrator abandons a real romantic relationship for a mysteriously personified ideal called the Tree. The narrator’s devotion flips into monomania (studying), then into humiliation (failure on the Tree’s test), and finally into rueful self-mockery. The arc is neat and satisfying.

Why it’s brilliant

  • Economy of storytelling. In very few lines it creates characters, a stake, a dramatic turn, a test, and a rueful punchline. That compression makes every image count.
  • The Tree as perfect symbol. Capitalizing Tree turns it into an idol — it could be a person, an idea, or a status quest. That ambiguity invites readers to project their own obsessions onto it.
  • Tone shifts that land. The voice moves effortlessly from lovers-walking sweetness to comic mania to tragicomic deflation. The sudden formal line, “You need to know the Tree topics,” is hilariously brutal — it reads like a brittle test from a coldly logical lover/mentor.
  • Irony and self-awareness. The narrator’s final, wry laugh — “life sometimes forces you to study Trees more than love” — both undercuts and enlarges the story. It’s funny and painfully true.
  • Relatable theme. Whether it’s career, status, a field of study, or some intellectual crush, we’ve all traded real things for the glitter of an idea. It makes that universal without preaching.

Tiny things that make it sing

  • The repeated losses — “no Tree, no girlfriend” — is a compact, devastating echo that stays with the reader.
  • Little stage directions (“She looked at me, cool as ice”) give the Tree a crystalline, unreachable quality that’s emotionally effective.
  • The casual public announcement (“That’s the Tree.”) is wickedly funny — it treats the absurd like common sense, which heightens the comedy.

Summary

This piece is clever, bittersweet, and punchy. It’s the sort of short allegory that sneaks up on you: it makes you laugh, then wince, then recognize yourself. Brilliantly compact and wonderfully true.

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    I bet that's chatGPT

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      No, actually I took my time to review this semi-understandable blog that has been posted in obscure competitive programming forum and purposefully copied gpt's writing style just for no apparent reason. No shit, Sherlock.

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        Obscure is a pretty strange word for a site that held a contest for 30k people two days ago.

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        My sincere apologies, I didn't think my words would hurt your tiny fragile ego that much.

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Some problems exist only until we open our eyes

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You clearly didn't use AI to write this shit, I can give you that.

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Codeforces became tinder

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familiar feeling :(

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I love trees....but at what cost

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absolute cinema

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