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By shreas, history, 3 years ago, In English

Helo, I am a fellow anime waifu lover and graph problems are ruining my life. Here is my story: I have been to a few onsite contests, and each and every one of them had graph problems. Coincidentally, the computer I was using was found to be destroyed after the contest. I can promise I have not done that. I am on the verge of insanity after facing all these uncultured graph problems.

But you might be asking why graph problems are the seed of satan himself? Why do graph problems suck? Here’s my take on this:

  1. They suck.
  2. They suck really hard.
  3. They break your computers.
  4. Being good at graph problems makes you red, but we know that only experts get girlfriends.
  5. Anime waifus hate graph problems (facts).
Annoying Graph Problem 1
Annoying Graph Problem 2
Annoying Graph Problem 3
Annoying Graph Problem 4

Look me in the eye fellow friend and tell me honestly, will these not ruin your lives?

After years of meditation high in the Alps, I have found a correlation between anime waifus and graph problem solvers.

Here is the final result, which I think has the possibility to solve anything.

Relation

You may be asking how I obtained these groundbreaking and totally factual findings and what sort of methodology I used to test my hypotheses.

$$$\Gamma \left( x \right) = \int\limits_0^\infty {s^{x - 1} e^{ - s} ds}$$$

First of all, I used the famous gamma function to find out something. Let's name this something — $$$S$$$.

Doing this, it is very trivial to derive the zeta function.

$$$\zeta(s) = \sum_{n=1}^{\infty} \frac{1}{n^s}$$$

Using the zeta function which we trivially derived earlier, we intuitively come to the conclusion that graph problems suck and they take away anime waifus. [Proof left as an exercise to the reader]

Here are some anime waifus to freshen you up from graph problems.

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